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Ok Ok I am not Dead, I promise.   Actually I recovered from a sudden attack which striked my heart last week when I heard that Mahesh my simple friend from untamed Thane (near Bombay) is now a super star in Chennai. No wait wait.. now please control your emotions and don't be a victim of sudden heart attack as it happened to me. After I read in Times of India newspaper that people are now building statues of Lord Mahesh on every other street. It now seems that Ganesh festival has turned into Mahesh Festival

After I read this, I called Mahesh. The phone conversation goes as below.
Me    : Hello
Someone    : Aaaiyo..
Me    : Hello
Someone    : Aaaiyo...
Me    : Can I talk to Mahesh.
Someone    : What time is your appointment?

Stunned by that words, I hung up the phone with pretty confused look.
(2 minutes later, my cell phone rang)
Me  : Hello
Someone: Yenna Rascala....(then he hung the phone)

There was a question mark on my face.
It seems that Mahesh has now personal assistant and they didn't like when I hung the phone.

Mahesh had a solid fan following by now. They say in Chennai "Mahesh Anna" sells Lungi's to motivate people to wear Lungi's. Mahesh is called Mahesh Anna by his followers.

I googled "Mahesh Anna, Chennai" and the results in BOLD letters were "Chennai can now handle Rajnikanth and Chiranjivi but not Mahesh Anna... MIND IT".
I am not sure what made him a super star but poeple in Chennai say, Mahesh can do "Possible as Impossible". I don't know what that means but this is the way people describe Mahesh. These days Mahesh has surpassed even those things that even Rajnikanth was not able to do.

As described in newspaper, few of Mahesh Anna's latest achievements are:
1. Mahesh Anna can kill two stones with one bird.
2. Once when a cobra bit Mahesh Anna's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
3. Mahesh Anna can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
4. Mahesh Anna orders IDLI in a MCDonald and gets what he wants.

Once a fan follower of Rajnikanth said to Mahesh Anna, "NO ONE IS PERFECT". Mahesh Anna took this as his personal insult and showed him Finger. This finger indicated how many seconds that man has still left to Live.

Recently people are worshiping Mahesh Anna and they present him with Kanjivaram Lungi everyday before people start their day. Lucky Mahesh. He can sell those Lungi's and be a multi-billionare.

I wonder what differs in two states (Bombay and Chennai) that a simple office going boy is now considered a super star in Chennai. I am still waiting for him to return to Bombay to get some guidelines. Lucky Mahesh.