One of this Kind...

This conversation goes between my friend Rohit and a Sales marketing person.

Girl: Sir! This product will help you burn calories and keep up you bellies flat
Rohit: Wow
Girl: This sauna belt 100 % satisfaction results from our customers.
Rohit: Wow
Girl: You will get these two bottles of hair oil free if you buy it from our store. These will grow your hair like a chimpanzee.. .Offer closes today.
Rohit: Wow
Girl: Could you please drop in your name and contact address so that we can deliver it to you?
Rohit: Wow
Girl: Sir. What happened?
Rohit: Wow
Girl: Do you understand english?
Rohit: Wow